if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
don’t talk to boys who aren’t nice to their mothers
"im a woman and im not offended?!??!!"
after years of searching without success, i have found her. the one. behold: the spokesperson of the entire female population. bask in the glow of her internalized misogyny. bask, my friends.